Via Louisiana, Avery Island to be specific. Skip the hot pepper sauce tour, it’s just a non-event. The garden/nature drive ($6.50 per person) is also not really worth it. I felt like it was just a way to have the public pay for the landscaping of the owner’s ground’s around their private homes. I think I saw one of them saying “yahoooooooo” screaming down the bayou water skiing around the alligators. I could not wait to get out of the place. Here is my best shot. My self portrait grip says it all. Let me out.